Sooooooo I am NERVOUS. Tomorrow is my first almost nude shoot. Well, I'll be nudey and then painted to look like an awesome blue creature from Avatar. It should be rather kewl, but like I said I'M NERVOUS!! I've had 2 kids and this is a big step for me in my bodily confidence.
The body does fascinating things after creating and popping out children. Boobies droop with sadness, hips thrust out in rebellion, thighs spread out like cookie dough on a hot platter....and, of course, tummy likes to giggle and roll while in motion. BUT I am sucking it up and embracing this new alien form.
At least my teeth didn't get fat. :)
Have you ever just stared at someone until they began to squirm? It's kinda fun. Especially if you don't know them. :)
I am off to watch a band play...well it's not just a band, this one has an Orm in it!!! And I shall be handing out business cards to ward advances/flirtatiousness from others. Maybe I'll be invited to "swing" again. Woohoo!!!!!!!!!!!!
No, I didn't take them up on their offer, by the way.
Somebody PLEASE take this Rockstar away from me!! I'm gonna be bouncing off the walls and doing Ninja/Jackie Chan moves if'n I don't set this sh*t down!!
Ahhhhhhh!!!!
Saturday, May 22, 2010
Wednesday, May 19, 2010
Old Candy
I'm sitting here extremely pensive...
As random thoughts are playing tag in my head. Like how I squirted my new car's windshield with tomato juice. Note to self: keep mouth closed when chewing cherry toms!! The driver next to me was crackin up.
It's the little things in life that sometimes amuse me the most.
I saw my food again this morning. That is never fun. Once is great but after that we become mortal enemies....My stomach was dredfully upset at me for abusing it the night before. :(
Okay, so enough with the random events of the day. Back to my pensivity.
I couldn't help but liken how I'm feeling about life to having a massive sweet tooth attack, churning through the cupboards for something to quell it, finding that last morsel of utter goodness, popping it upon my tongue only to have the climax of expectations murdered by the realization that its...
Stale.
What a drop!! I suppose I enjoy setting aside moments to just "feel" life. Don't panic, I'm not getting all mushy and emotional, just merely mentioning from experience that doing such things makes you wiser. It really does.
Until next time,
I shall remain,
Myself.
As random thoughts are playing tag in my head. Like how I squirted my new car's windshield with tomato juice. Note to self: keep mouth closed when chewing cherry toms!! The driver next to me was crackin up.
It's the little things in life that sometimes amuse me the most.
I saw my food again this morning. That is never fun. Once is great but after that we become mortal enemies....My stomach was dredfully upset at me for abusing it the night before. :(
Okay, so enough with the random events of the day. Back to my pensivity.
I couldn't help but liken how I'm feeling about life to having a massive sweet tooth attack, churning through the cupboards for something to quell it, finding that last morsel of utter goodness, popping it upon my tongue only to have the climax of expectations murdered by the realization that its...
Stale.
What a drop!! I suppose I enjoy setting aside moments to just "feel" life. Don't panic, I'm not getting all mushy and emotional, just merely mentioning from experience that doing such things makes you wiser. It really does.
Until next time,
I shall remain,
Myself.
Tuesday, May 11, 2010
FLAXSEED
So once upon a time there was this girl (uh, me) who discovered flaxseed. It was said that eating such a thing would help burn belly fat because of it's amazing Omega 3 attributes....
Well Fu*k, I've eaten so much of it, I feel like a bird. At least I'm extremely regular. TMI, I know, but I have to share this experience because of its uniqueness.
Besides, I have to find the humor behind what would seem like torture to obtain a good figure for the line of work I'm chasing after. Modeling that is.
The moral behind this short story: if you want to up your productive trips to the loo, sprinkle 2 Tbsp flaxseed and 1/4 cup raisins on almost every meal you eat. Then keep toilet paper handy for you will need it for just such an emergency.
Catch me on Facebook! Through my website: http://www.carolynmarie85.com
Well Fu*k, I've eaten so much of it, I feel like a bird. At least I'm extremely regular. TMI, I know, but I have to share this experience because of its uniqueness.
Besides, I have to find the humor behind what would seem like torture to obtain a good figure for the line of work I'm chasing after. Modeling that is.
The moral behind this short story: if you want to up your productive trips to the loo, sprinkle 2 Tbsp flaxseed and 1/4 cup raisins on almost every meal you eat. Then keep toilet paper handy for you will need it for just such an emergency.
Catch me on Facebook! Through my website: http://www.carolynmarie85.com
Sunday, May 9, 2010
SWEET
So I got my blog set up and this is officially my first post.
My fuzzy sense of humor almost left off at that one sentence but somehow I am spurred onward to fill in something else. . .
Why is my humor fuzzy? you may ask...
Well.........lets just say one glass of wine goes a long way for me. =)
But please check back because I often have an attack of writing about the most random yet amazing crap that you ever did see.
My fuzzy sense of humor almost left off at that one sentence but somehow I am spurred onward to fill in something else. . .
Why is my humor fuzzy? you may ask...
Well.........lets just say one glass of wine goes a long way for me. =)
But please check back because I often have an attack of writing about the most random yet amazing crap that you ever did see.
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